Jackie Lloyd from CCSI

Name: Jackie Lloyd
Age: 21
Gender: Male

Personality: Jackie is the type of guy who would rather play video games, get drunk with friends, and get tattoos he regrets (like the ones all over his neck). He's a music fanatic, generally laid back, very very lazy...You know, the typical high school graduate who never went to college and will gladly live in his best friend's basement until he dies. He's always drinking something. Alcohol, energy drinks, soda, iced tea...Anything unhealthy. He doesn't seem to realize he's an asshole and an idiot, or if he does he doesn't care. Perhaps his best feature is his mild obsession with cats. Currently he works at a tattoo parlor, which is where he gets his free "I'm too drunk to realize I shouldn't be getting this" tattoos. He's still not sure who Clarissa is and why her name is on his lower back.

Titles: "Kibby" (his friends will never let him live down the time he came home with a kitten, shoved it in their faces, and yelled "KIBBY!"), "Specks" (a nickname from his boss), "That one asshole from apartment 5, yeah the guy with the neck tattoo" (98% of the apartment complex he lives in.)

Weapon class: Can
World-Hacks: Malware - lvl 1 - He can fuck up the world around him. He doesn't really have control over what happens per say, but things...happen.

Usefull Talents: Tattoo artist, can hold his liquor.
Useless talents: Oblivious, lazy, a little skiddish ("Whoah, whoah...No need for guns, I'm just passing - Yeah, ok that's...Imma go now. We good? No?" *gunshot* "We're not good we're not good we're not good!" *runs away*)

Approved

Stating weapon: Empty can of terrible tasting faux fruity alchoholic beverage of horribleness.